Top 5 Ways to Satisfy Your Wife After a Long Night of Fun: Joke Article
How could this be true? Well sit tight friends. As Wikido tells you the secrets to having a good in-bed kinda life.
1. Ignore her for the next 5 hours.
Remember my friends, even when she calls your name and taps you on the shoulder, never respond. Responding shows a sign of weakness.
2. Fisticuffs.
Believe it or not, a good fight really gets the blood pumping and gets you ready for another night of fun.
3. Poison her.
Make her really lolxd with this next tip. Before she takes a sip of her juice box, slip a roofie in it.
4. Tell her you love her,
until you eventually divorce.
5. Fuck the ever-living shit outta her.
After you have had a long night of fun fighting, poisoning, and love. Just do what you gotta do.
1. Ignore her for the next 5 hours.
Remember my friends, even when she calls your name and taps you on the shoulder, never respond. Responding shows a sign of weakness.
2. Fisticuffs.
Believe it or not, a good fight really gets the blood pumping and gets you ready for another night of fun.
3. Poison her.
Make her really lolxd with this next tip. Before she takes a sip of her juice box, slip a roofie in it.
4. Tell her you love her,
until you eventually divorce.
5. Fuck the ever-living shit outta her.
After you have had a long night of fun fighting, poisoning, and love. Just do what you gotta do.
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